MJ Kelly says: “A (serious) Creationist clip showing how peanut butter disproves the theory of evolution. (Query whether it makes a difference if its creamy or with nuts…)”
The video explains that evolutionists claim that energy plus matter sometimes results in the creation of life. But since no one has ever found spontaneously-generated life in a jar of peanut butter, that means that matter plus energy from the sun couldn’t have caused life on Earth. That’s a grand piece of thinking! Link
See this BusinessWeak story pointing out how Dell is letting its financial mess leak out in dribs and drabs rather than just falling on the sword. As you know, Michael and I have some history. Nevertheless, is it pleasurable for me to watch him suffer like this? Do you really think I’m enjoying this? Okay, fair enough. I friggin love it. Burn in hell, Delltards. Frankly I think you should all be put in jail just for making such crappy machines. (via pberry’s shared items in Google Reader)
The Macalope sees that John C. (the “C.” is for “C. What An Ass I can Be?”) Dvorak is ginning up hits from Apple web sites by saying Apple should “pull the plug” on the iPhone…
…before it’s too late! Aaaaaaahhhh! (Cached link here.)
The Macalope has discussed this before, of all the silly pundits, Dvorak is really the one who deserves no links.
The problem with Rob Enderle is not Rob Enderle, it’s lazy journalism. Paul Thurrott is largely just a Microsoft fan boy and has, on occasion, a nice word for Apple. And the Macalope firmly believes that George Ou believes every crazy koo-koo bananas thing that he writes.
But Dvorak has no business writing about Apple. Period. When a pundit has admitted he’s just flame-baiting, why would anyone take his opinion seriously?
So don’t click through to read Dvorak’s trolling. Click here and ask MarketWatch why anyone should listen to anything John Dvorak has to say about Apple ever. Don’t use filthy words, don’t use capital letters, don’t go all Artie MacStrawman. Just do the textual equivalent of sighing and rolling your eyes.
And then go read something else.
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“By getting married, the woman has consented to sex, and I don’t think you can call it rape,” said right-wing activist Phyllis Schlafly yesterday at Bates College. She also noted that women have an “inherent physical inferiority” and should not be firefighters, soldiers, or construction workers: “Women in combat are a hazard to other people around them.” (via pberry’s shared items in Google Reader)
That’s it. It works with them newfangled Independent Migrations and is 100% backwards compatible. Keep your old migrations, sex up your new migrations. But, be careful: it’s real hard to go back to the ‘old way’ of writing migrations once you start getting your sexy on. You’ve been warned.
“But I’m beginning to lose confidence in the FSF as the primary defender of free software principles. The image they’re projecting right now is more of an ineffectual nanny slapping the wrists of naughty children than it is of the bold community leader confidently striding on to the visionary future of the free software movement. It’s unfortunate. Maybe we’ll see change in this draft and the next. Maybe.”—O’Reilly Radar > GPLv3, Third Draft
“I own a Motorola Razr, and I’ve thrown it at a few walls entirely because of this reason. The interface is about as responsive as a chloroform addict on a relapse. Unfortunately it hasn’t broken yet.”—- destraynor
He says, “Dude, I’m up here doing the Monkey Dance in my office! It’s hilarious! Haven’t you heard? Linux is dead. Hoo boy. The dopes totally fell for it. We made this deal with Novell, and sure enough Smellman and his Free Software followers all went apeshit and made this new license to try and mess up Novell’s Linux business. But the beauty is this license is so frigtarded that it’s also going to destroy Red Hat’s business too. Basically it’s going to make it impossible for anyone to use Linux. Because half of Linux will be on one license and half will be this other one and the new one is so nasty that nobody commercial can use it. Man oh man. Everyone said we’d be the ones to kill Linux but guess what, it’s Stinky Pete and his B.O. Brigade doing the dirty work for us. So who’s left? You guys and your three percent market share? Whoa, we’re shaking. Dude, we keep you around just so we can claim we have some competition. Steve, you gotta come up here and have some cake! We’re totally going to party all week. Vista rules! Yay!” (via pberry’s shared items in Google Reader)