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“God I hate July I screamed into the sky”
— Chris Connelly - July

Aug 1st

Tennis Tuesday

Aug 1st

Yahoo! UI Library: Base CSS

Aug 1st

“God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.” This...”
— slacktivist: Who made Steve?

Aug 1st

“There’s probably only one person that should be...”
— Greg

Jul 31st

On Employment

Caine: "Apache is a BITCH to install and set up. But under OS X you click a check box to start it up. Your done."
Caine: Man, you're going to be out of a job if they figure that out pberry. You're gonna be replaced with a checkbox!
pberry: no way man, I'm diversifying
Caine: good thing, checkboxes are coming

Jul 31st

Options: The Secret Life of Steve Jobs, a...

Jul 31st

“Why do you filthy hacks come so unhinged when it comes to...”
— The Secret Diary of Steve...

Jul 31st

Today in Stupid New Zealand News

Jul 31st

Regarding Tyler Durden

Me: He's mean.
Jaime: He's not mean! Jim, is Tyler Durden mean?
Jim: Well...he's not nice.

Jul 31st

The ironic rise of the Mac among open source...

Jul 31st

Bill Walsh, Genius Coach of the 49ers,...

I rooted against Bill Walsh’s teams passionately. No single game has ever broken my heart like the...

Jul 31st

“My name’s Barry Bonds! I’m in Hell! My flesh...”
— Barry Bonds Goes to Heaven -...

Jul 31st

Apple Sinks on iPhone Cutback Talk

Jul 31st

The Utility Belt: Quincy Jones to announce...

Jul 31st

“ORLAND — Police officers investigating an unrelated incident...”
— Chico Enterprise Record -...

Jul 31st

Schneier on Security: Conversation with Kip...

Jul 31st

“Now if only we could put human birth control in the water...”
— jwz

Jul 31st

Too true

Jul 31st

“Read the ingredients of everything you plan to eat. If it...”
— The no-corn-syrup diet |...

Jul 31st

Goal - Day 4 (via pberry)

Jul 31st

Cheney Says He Is A ‘Unique Creature’

Jul 31st

The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: A Slashtard...

Jul 31st

“A tornado has transported you to a magical land, where a...”
— Hypothetical questions they...

Jul 30th

LinkedIn: Patrick Berry

Jul 30th

Inside North Korea - Reuters Blogs

Jul 30th

Daring Fireball: Regarding the Daring...

Jul 30th

What does 120 calories look like?

Jul 30th

Conversation with Kip Hawley, TSA...

Jul 30th

Moonshine (via seanmcgrath)

Jul 30th

Twitter Gets Cash

Jul 30th

Twitter / LAFD

Jul 30th

A Slightly Different Panorama (via Beej Jorgensen)

Jul 30th

Science and Politics

Jul 30th

FOXNews.com - God Is Here to Stay - Red Eye...

Jul 30th

40 Cloves and a Chicken Recipe: Recipes: Food...

Jul 29th

Never mind Scott taking over 1st (no matter how short-lived...

Jul 29th

Patrick Berry: It’s off to grandmother’s house we go…

Jul 29th

Patrick Berry: The Talk Show episode 4 http://thetalkshow.net/

Jul 29th

Patrick Berry: All lunched up and ready to tackle…more photos.

Jul 29th

Clouds Sky Nerja (via Waka Jawaka)

Jul 29th

Pastafarian activism

Jul 29th

Patrick Berry: Back to Aperture rating, sorting, and keywording (is that even a verb?)

Jul 29th

Patrick Berry: @war2d2 I think we’re gonna need to pull a Panama

Jul 29th

Watch

Jul 29th

Life Lesson #72 on Flickr

Jul 29th

C'Mon C'Mon

Jul 29th

Patrick Berry: Donald Trump is gay?

Jul 29th

Patrick Berry: Reset on Resume Me season one

Jul 29th

Patrick Berry: I don’t know if I should be proud or ashamed at the number of people I’ve...

Jul 29th

Patrick Berry: Okay, so…I’m now a level 10 undead warlock. You want some of this? I...

Jul 29th

Patrick Berry: Movie quote quiz: “What’s the number to the phone in my car?”

Jul 28th

Case against hazing suspects lacks detail

Jul 28th

“Given all the time in the world, I don’t think I could...”
— Don McLeroy - Head of the...

Jul 28th

Conservative to lead state education board

Jul 28th

“If you get the feeling we hate you for that it’s because we...”
— Unqualified Offerings

Jul 28th

Patrick Berry: is too early to think sraight

Jul 28th

Patrick Berry: Ryan is in tech support hell

Jul 28th

Jul 28th

“What’s most interesting is that the redundant design...”
— Failure Happens: A summary of...

Jul 28th

Patrick Berry: @alphabunny I’m not so OCD that I wont ruin a perfect square to add a person

Jul 28th

The Tournémon, Part Three

Jul 27th

Patrick Berry: What out twitters, educause is on to you http://tinyurl.com/2n6ojg

Jul 27th

Patrick Berry: @sjungling my money is on Deflater Mouse

Jul 27th

Patrick Berry: just back from Harry Potter. Oddly, or rather sadly, there were no giant alien robot...

Jul 27th

Patrick Berry: Tortoise svn+ssh support is less than optimal

Jul 27th

“We all agreed that the music business sucks today. Then we...”
— The Secret Diary of Steve...

Jul 27th

“you are throwing away Jesus’ sacrifice on the cross for some...”
— dude fsm sucks

Jul 27th

Chico Enterprise Record - Butte reports first...

Jul 27th

Patrick Berry: the new Beastie Boys album seems to be all instrumentals.

Jul 27th

Watch

Jul 27th

Pivotal Blabs : Access Control &...

Jul 27th

Patrick Berry: poker night may have been short, but it was still fun

Jul 27th

Jul 27th

Patrick Berry: Thursday. Poker night. About damn time…

Jul 26th

Patrick Berry: Dear Oracle, http://tinyurl.com/cakuw

Jul 26th

Patrick Berry: My twitter “following” grid is back to square. I have such a lame case...

Jul 26th

Michael Gartenberg - Is the iPhone a Success...

Jul 26th

REDEFINING “GROWTH STOCK” « Ditherati: See...

Jul 26th

Patrick Berry: @war2d2 crazy like a whiteboy slathered in sun screen…

Jul 26th

Patrick Berry: cooling down from a 3+ mile run. At noon. In July.

Jul 26th

Patrick Berry: it’s amazing how much kat gets done when I’m not there to slow her down

Jul 26th

rc3.org: How's the iPhone?

Jul 26th

Patrick Berry: Does Oracle scare the hell out of anyone else or is it just me?

Jul 26th

Patrick Berry: taking a hike

Jul 26th

Patrick Berry: Fighting the PST was the wrong battle. Nuke the OST and disable cache mode ==...

Jul 26th

Patrick Berry: Doing battle with borked PST files, and losing. Badly.

Jul 26th

“would the virile two armed wonder kyle “left and right...”
— The Dugout :: A Solemn Shake...

Jul 26th

We're lowering the price of your Netflix...

Okay, I’m officially worried about Netflix now. I will be super pissed if they fold. Of...

Jul 26th

Patrick Berry: Attention soul music fans, take notice: http://tinyurl.com/ytw2xq

Jul 26th

“But if you think that Jesus Christ is coming Honey,...”
— The The - Armageddon Days Are...

Jul 26th

Pirates Vs. Ninjas

Jul 26th

Jaime Freaks Out

Jul 26th

“The final album is a rousing swan song and a precursor to...”
— Pixies - Trompe Le Monde

Jul 26th

Patrick Berry: “Head On” covered by the Pixies has got to be one of my favorite rock...

Jul 26th

Patrick Berry: @simplebits sometimes you just wanna grill a sausage and not create a masterpiece. ...

Jul 26th

Patrick Berry: time for the final context switch of the day: to go home

Jul 25th

Patrick Berry: @rands next-gen Wii

Jul 25th

Patrick Berry: @rands if it’s a MacBook Pro, try launching Photobooth to stop random beeping

Jul 25th

Patrick Berry: @hackerjay taunting bastardo!

Jul 25th

Bill O'Reily.com being investigated by Secret...

Jul 25th

“I’d like it if some Republicans thought that having...”
— Atrios

Jul 25th

Patrick Berry: How will The 404 Guy saga end? In tears.

Jul 25th

Patrick Berry: @bertaroebuck don’t you dare be blaming the portal on that…

Jul 25th

TSA: Terrorists may conduct dry runs

Jul 25th

“Ultimately, how we choose to think, invent, and act will be...”
— Cool Tool: The World Without...

Jul 25th

Patrick Berry: wiped out from tennis tuesday and in desperate need of a shower

Jul 25th

Patrick Berry: Dear HP Scanjet Manager, why do you need 7.62GB of virtual memory? Curiously, Pat

Jul 25th

Patrick Berry: eyeing a batch of photos for processing before tennis tuesday

Jul 25th

Trust me, it's a buying opportunity

Jul 24th

Blasting the Myth of the Fold - Boxes and...

Jul 24th

Patrick Berry: I thought I had lost some important code, but it was in a dusty CVS repository. ...

Jul 24th

How can you begin to not park somewhere? I’m just...

Jul 24th

Jul 24th

The Guitar Hero-Playing Robot

Jul 24th

“I’m not Fake Steve.”
— Andy Ihnatko

Jul 24th

Patrick Berry: I admit it. I’m Fake Steve.

Jul 24th

Patrick Berry: Lunch duties call

Jul 24th

Dear Emperor of Baseball...

Jul 24th

Patrick Berry: How do we remove “the 404 guy” without seeming like curmudgeons?

Jul 24th

“Just because people are poor doesn’t mean you have to...”
— Fake Steve Jobs

Jul 24th

Patrick Berry: The new “project” has launched http://wewriteletters.blogspot.com/

Jul 24th

Patrick Berry: I need, no… demand coffe

Jul 24th

Patrick Berry: The early, it burns!

Jul 24th

Cool Tool: Go-Ped

Jul 24th

Patrick Berry: I keep telling myself, “just one more batch of photos.” Death of me, it...

Jul 24th

Patrick Berry: Thank God for pitch and ditch

Jul 24th

“There’s no reason not to read this book.”
— Managing Humans — The Review ...

Jul 24th

Patrick Berry: The answer, apparently, is that nobody else is hungry. That, or I smell bad. ...

Jul 24th

Patrick Berry: @sjungling almost 20%, that’s still awesome

Jul 24th

Patrick Berry: @rands “More” can lead to less usability, thus less functionality, thus...

Jul 24th

Penny Arcade Expo 2007

Jul 24th

Patrick Berry: who’s hungry?

Jul 24th

Patrick Berry: keyword tagging: it will be the death of me, or at least my fingers

Jul 24th

Patrick Berry: Verdict: turkee burgers @ The Grad

Jul 24th

Patrick Berry: @stevenf HA:HA:HA:HA

Jul 23rd

Full Text: Keen vs. Weinberger

Jul 23rd

Armoured suits are 'too goofy' say US troops

Jul 23rd

“Needless to say I was a bit stunned. A letter from President...”
— Moby

Jul 23rd

“Still, it’s not exactly news anymore that the Internet...”
— The Macalope

Jul 23rd

Patrick Berry: @johnedwards Do you feel, like Senator Kerry does, that banning dog fighting photos...

Jul 23rd

Patrick Berry: Headed to the track for a run, complete with bleacher sprints

Jul 23rd

Exploiting the iPhone

Jul 23rd

Jello Wrestling Slam-O-Rama - Chico, CA

Jul 23rd

Patrick Berry: I’m guessing hackerjay didn’t get the mobile twitters setup before he...

Jul 23rd

“I’m not suggesting that no one should ever respond to...”
— Atrios

Jul 23rd

“Shit happens. Bad Shit happens. When it does, there are two...”
— Mark Cuban

Jul 23rd

Billy Beane Lending Cranium to MLS Next

Jul 23rd

Patrick Berry: Monday? I’d like to call this decision into review.

Jul 23rd

DSC03921 (via fjarlq)

Jul 23rd

Deadwood

I just finished off the third, and final, season of Deadwood. You might remember it as the HBO with...

Jul 23rd

Patrick Berry: getting extremely sleepy

Jul 23rd

Patrick Berry: Mick Jaggernaughts. Wow. That’s far out. Man.

Jul 23rd

Patrick Berry: @jaimesays that cake was quite tasty

Jul 22nd

Patrick Berry: an hour of keyword fixing in Aperture is about all I can take in one sitting

Jul 22nd

Patrick Berry: 1 parking spot, 4 parallel parking attempts. not a pretty sight.

Jul 22nd

Patrick Berry: @espostor downtown

Jul 22nd

Patrick Berry: Woodstock’s writing studio

Jul 22nd

Patrick Berry: digging deep into Aperture keywords

Jul 22nd

Jul 22nd

Pre-Order Leopard at Amazon.

Jul 22nd

Netflix: Hard Boiled

Jul 22nd

“What the hell. This is a seriously shitty status quo...”
— jwz - music videos

Jul 22nd

Patrick Berry: need to process photos from last night, but first, orange juice

Jul 22nd

Sunset (via midiman)

Jul 22nd

Patrick Berry: Cant talk. Eating cake

Jul 22nd

“The fact is, I love Al Gore. He’s like a brother to...”
— The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs

Jul 21st

Patrick Berry: HP scanner software for OS X: bad or worst?

Jul 21st

Duke exonerates Apple iPhone, Cisco-based...

Jul 21st

Patrick Berry: I don’t think a cheese steak sandwich would be out of the question

Jul 21st

Ken Burns said that we’re losing 1,500 WWII veterans a day. Damn.

Jul 21st

I’m always bummed when I come across a really cool photo on Flickr where the owner really...

Jul 21st

Blast From the Past

Jul 21st

“Faith in the ability of choice and the market to give us a...”
— No One Makes You Shop at...

Jul 21st

Admiral Callaghan (via Telstar Logistics)

Jul 21st

Patrick Berry: @sjungling ha ha ha ha ha, that’s a good one

Jul 21st

Update on Duke’s wireless network and Apple’s...

Jul 21st

Politics Will Not Take Over

Don’t worry, I know I tossed a couple of political links in today, but it was mostly just to...

Jul 21st

Bush signs new CIA interrogation rules

Jul 21st

eCanadaNow.com - Bush, Cheney, and a Colonoscopy. Well...

Jul 21st

Mars dust storms threaten rovers

Jul 21st

Bush: Al Qaeda Safe Haven In Pakistan...

Jul 21st

NPR : New Tapes Offer Unvarnished View of...

Jul 21st

I made this! (via pberry)

Jul 21st

Patrick Berry: kat’s copy of Harry Potter just showed up in the mail

Jul 21st

Patrick Berry: realized I was listening to last week’s Weekend Edition. Whoops…

Jul 21st

Sunset (via midiman)

Jul 21st

A Prosecutor Out of Character on the Air -...

Jul 21st

On second thought

After a short hiatus, my twitter feed has been reinstated. That is all.

Jul 21st

Patrick Berry: burning CDs for hackerjay’s drive to comic con

Jul 21st

Pirate Birthday Cake (via madaise)

Jul 20th

Text of Steve Jobs' Commencement address...

Jul 20th

“Who can forget MSFT plunging 21% after Bill Gates blogged...”
— ~stevenf

Jul 20th

“I wasn’t aware people were still boiling discs,...”
— Penny Arcade! - Shucking: A...

Jul 20th

Squirrel Boy gets his turn in the clown chair

Jul 20th

Sunrise (via chrisWhite)

Jul 20th

Jul 20th

“Everyone is hard at work creating stuff, and, with some...”
— Managing Humans - Capturing...

Jul 19th

MOO | Stickers

Jul 19th

Chore Wars :: Earning Experience Points for...

Jul 19th

“Listen, bitches. I read all the same goddamn knitting books...”
— What fresh hell is this?

Jul 19th

The spiders are back.

Jul 19th

“For the record, I eat everything, including Panda veal.”
— Atrios

Jul 19th

Flickr Favorites

Go play with my Flickr app.

Jul 19th

DSC_0121-1 (via marnixtellings)

Jul 19th

“WE FIGHT WARS! WE CHEAT ON OUR SPOUSES! WE LISTEN! TO THE...”
— The Dugout :: Julio...

Jul 19th

Everyday GIT With 20 Commands Or So

Jul 19th

Wincent Colaiuta's weblog: A look back: Bram...

Jul 19th

Almost without Noticing (via jimheid)

Jul 19th

Flickr: Photos from Barack Obama

Jul 19th

Neocons on a Cruise

Jul 18th

Now She tells us

Jul 18th

Real Big Rims That Spin

Jul 18th

Keep dancing, council allows moshing

Jul 18th

NOW you tell me: Aspertame Causes Cancer

Jul 18th

The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: Don't be...

Jul 18th

How Top Bloggers Earn Money

Jul 18th

PK on roll cloud - No freaking way. From Caine.

Jul 18th

Pirate vs I.R.S.

Jul 18th

Rands In Repose: Yard Sale

Jul 18th

“Fifteen years in, I can safely say there is one law that is...”
— Managing Humans - Subtlety,...

Jul 18th

I, for one, welcome our new literally...

i-Limb: More cyborg porn. Previously. (via pberry’s shared items in Google Reader)

Jul 17th

Praise Jesus - His Cheetoh Saved Me!

Jul 17th

Today in Stupid

From the Chico ER: A man entered the Valero gas station on Mangrove Avenue Saturday night with...

Jul 17th

Chico Enterprise Record - Glenn County...

Jul 17th

Tovn Never Liked Riding in Cars (via pberry)

Jul 17th

Kauai Flickr Map

Jul 17th

The Sisters of Mercy - Adrenochrome

Jul 17th

Fleeing Yahoo Photos? Get 50% off at...

Jul 17th

Could YouTube drag Apple into copyright...

Jul 16th

“They’ve penetrated our code walls. They’re...”
— Penny Arcade! - Brains With...

Jul 16th

“There was a time, and it lasted about thirty years, when I...”
— The Dilbert Blog: Duh News

Jul 16th

Twitter feed has been removed. That is all. Carry on.

Jul 16th

On Iran

Kuch: well why don't we drop Kristol into Tehran
me: I like this plan...go on.
Kuch: that's it..
just drop him in there
me: And then freedom!
Kuch: then fly big banners over the city that say "Bill Kristol Is In the Muthafuckin' Hizzit!"
me: It's like 'Shock and Awe' Lite

Jul 16th

Patrick Berry: Dear Sun, Your java download process is horrible. Love, Pat (via Twitter / Patrick...

Jul 16th

“My first wife did all the wedding planning and asked me if I...”
— Freakonomics Blog » Who...

Jul 16th

Think Progress » Bush may make Petraeus his...

Jul 16th

Patrick Berry: writing down our mailing list migration procedure (via Twitter / Patrick Berry)

Jul 16th

“Here’s the thing. Would you really want to do business...”
— The Secret Diary of Steve...

Jul 16th

Patrick Berry: I’ve reached the end of the internet. That must mean it’s time for bed....

Jul 16th

Patrick Berry: about time to give up the iMac to the WoW junkie… (via Twitter / Patrick Berry)

Jul 15th

Patrick Berry: Ratatatatooie here we come (via Twitter / Patrick Berry)

Jul 15th

Patrick Berry: now that the lawn is mowed, I can get back to scanning (via Twitter / Patrick Berry)

Jul 15th

IMG_2195 (via bouletno1)

Jul 15th

Patrick Berry: looking up movie times (via Twitter / Patrick Berry)

Jul 15th

Taking a Dive (via pberry)

Jul 15th

Patrick Berry: @war2d2 thanks for the monkey. I think… (via Twitter / Patrick Berry)

Jul 15th

Patrick Berry: got the scanner set up. again. finally. http://tinyurl.com/3ytxqv (via Twitter /...

Jul 15th

Installers

Let me just say that HP is a close second to Adobe when it comes to making crappy installers for...

Jul 15th

One step Two steps Getting closer Getting closer

Jul 15th

Beer Drinkers in Space

Spreading joy throughout the galaxy, hapless Capt. Slosh and his quirky crew transport beer across...

Jul 15th

Tank rampage crushes phone masts

Jul 14th

Patrick Berry: showered and ready for the day. except it’s hot. never mind. (via Twitter /...

Jul 14th

“Did you know that an easier way to piss off your Mom and Dad...”
— The Dugout :: The Sound and...

Jul 14th

Sonoma Syrup Co.

Jul 14th

Twitter / AmyJane

Jul 14th

“Mama, put my guns in the ground I can’t shoot them...”
— Bob Dylan: Knockin’ on...

Jul 14th

Patrick Berry: Off to the cleaning (via Twitter / Patrick Berry)

Jul 14th

What balls!

Lawyer: Activities weren’t hazing Just days after three ex-fraternity members were charged...

Jul 14th

Patrick Berry: a bit early for The Cure… (via Twitter / Patrick Berry)

Jul 14th

“They call me Mr. Knowitall I am so eloquent. Perfection is...”
— PRIMUS - Mr. Knowitall

Jul 14th

Articles of Impeachment

Jul 14th

Watch

Manitoba Curling commercial (1986) (via RetroWinnipeg)

Jul 14th

Ugh…

Jul 14th

Starbucks exits the Forbidden City

Jul 14th

Buttery tomato sauce

Jul 14th

Time for new phase on Iraq

Jul 14th

Patrick Berry: need mocha (via Twitter / Patrick Berry)

Jul 14th

Mammoth Crater Fisheye (via Beej Jorgensen)

Jul 14th

Patrick Berry: Totally confused now that I’ve watched 3 episodes of Deadwood from season 1...

Jul 14th

bapper: so does aperture deal with vast quantities of photos better than iPhoto?
pberry: yes, but... the learning curve is steep
Kucharobot: because user end software doesn't get used that way
bapper: ha!
bapper: AI in action

Jul 13th

Give me a ring any time. Photo courtesy of Gibbs down in...

Jul 13th

Patrick Berry: admiring our new front window (via Twitter / Patrick Berry)

Jul 13th

Senate doubles Bin Laden reward

Jul 13th

Patrick Berry: I’m not a fan, but this is begging for the lolcats treatment...

Jul 13th

Catacombs (via Beej Jorgensen)

Jul 13th

Feds use key logger to thwart PGP, Hushmail |...

Jul 13th

Why Congress Needs a Version Control System

Jul 13th

“I used to care about things like this.  Then I stopped...”
—  michael sippey >...

Jul 13th

Think Progress » New Fox show: ‘Can women...

Jul 13th

Patrick Berry: half-day Fridays are awesome (via Twitter / Patrick Berry)

Jul 13th

The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: Rolling...

Jul 13th

“Tell Me You Love Me” is up now. It’s definitely...”
— Tim Goodman. The Bastard...

Jul 13th

Watch

Flight of the Conchords- Business Time (via ellaelise)

Jul 13th

Patrick Berry: Interpol FTW! (via Twitter / Patrick Berry)

Jul 13th

IMG_7120.JPG (via tantek)

Jul 13th

Libby judge 'perplexed' by clemency - Los...

Jul 13th

MacDevCenter.com -- Smarter Ways to Work with...

Jul 13th

Mark Cuban Submits Application to Own Cubs -...

Jul 13th

Seeing Yellow

Jul 13th

The Dugout :: Lou's Scoop: David Wells

Jul 13th

Patrick Berry: rockin’ the Duran Duran (via Twitter / Patrick Berry)

Jul 13th

Patrick Berry: /taps mic IS THIS THING ON? (via Twitter / Patrick Berry)

Jul 13th

Patrick Berry: I need one more person to follow to square off my twitter icon square thingy. Where...

Jul 13th

Welcome

xenos sjungling jaimesays

Jul 13th

“Then, apparently, their store was hit by lightning. This...”
— jwz - online comics shops

Jul 13th

Jul 13th

Patrick Berry: quick snack then off to poker night. w00t (via Twitter / Patrick Berry)

Jul 12th

Robot Crime Wave Predicted

Jul 12th

AAPL: Basic Chart for APPLE INC - Yahoo! Finance

Jul 12th